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Reflections of a lifetime video game player.

Disappointed Idealist. Video game player. Writer of words. Drinker of tea. 

Welcome to PharaohCreator.com. I write about games, as neither hater nor hyper. If you're tired of the endless online hyperbole, then you've found a place that might suit you better. Take a seat. Have a cuppa. Let's chat for a while.

November 24, 2019

I'm still playing Sea of Thieves. I think that at this point it's probably the game I've played for the longest single continuous period of time in my life - it came out 20 months ago, and so far I've not taken a break from it in the same way that I had by this point i...

July 28, 2019

This week, I finally got around to finishing the "Tall Tales" in Sea of Thieves. They are a series of adventures, each one a small piece of a larger narrative arc, that were added into the game with the Anniversary Update back in April. At the time, they were mooted as...

There are 3 minutes left on the clock. We're a little under 2000 points behind the team that are leading the contest - it's the guys on the blue ship. They've won every match I've played in during this session - and they're extremely vocal about their talents in the Se...

February 18, 2019

Changes are afoot on the Sea of Thieves. In fairness, since the game dropped it's been in a constant state of growth and change - patches and content drops have transformed it from its original vanilla version into what it is today, and every change to my mind has been...

January 26, 2019

In the past week, there have been several points at which Sea of Thieves has been sat at the top of the Twitch game directory with more people watching streams of the game than any other game – including Fortnite and the various MOBA’s that generally dominate the strea...

December 10, 2018

Sea of Thieves has had another update. It’s a common occurrence – developer Rare are rapidly becoming the best example of a developer that provides regular updates to their game and transparent communications with their players, and the latest patch to the game is prob...

November 10, 2018

There’s a sloop at Plunder Outpost. I spot it as soon as I drop my sails from Crook’s Hollow, where I stopped to grab a couple of chickens and a snake. It had been one of those mornings where Sea of Thieves offered up some lucky synergy; one cargo run requesting 7 item...

August 2, 2018

Since launching in March, Sea of Thieves has sailed on some turbulent tides. Rare's online pirate masterpiece was criticised heavily at launch for being short of content and having a lot of problems with griefers due to proximity of respawns - enough to turn some (extr...

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